🐾 Rudy vs. The Blue Flying Disc: A Poolside Saga of Chaos and Cuteness

Meet Rudy—Snarky Pets’ official aquatic linebacker and unlicensed tug-of-war champion. He’s a white lab with the soul of a cannonball and the manners of a toddler on espresso. If you’ve ever wondered what pure joy looks like in dog form, it’s Rudy in mid-air, launching himself after his one true love: the Snarky Pets Blue Flying Disc.

🌀 The Disc That Launched a Thousand Splashes

Forget those flimsy dollar-store frisbees. Rudy’s got standards. His go-to is our Blue Flying Disc, made with durable, dog-mouthed TPR that can take a daily beating (and a few accidental human collisions—ask Rudy’s cousin Brad).

He doesn’t just chase it—he lives for it. He’ll launch, land, and bulldoze anyone in his path with Olympic-grade determination. If you’re in the pool when he’s in “disc mode”? You're either a launchpad or a casualty. There is no third option.

 

“He’s an unstoppable object with the emotional range of a golden retriever on a mission.” — Every human he’s jumped on mid-cannonball.

🐶 Play Styles Include:

• Keep-Away: Rudy grabs the disc and dares you to take it. You’ll lose.

• Tug of War: Strength-to-weight ratio? Terrifying. He’s basically a furry forklift.

• "Bark-and-Bait": He barks at you, drops the disc, and then snatches it back mid-reach like a troll with paws.

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  💦 Pool Safety? We Don’t Know Her.

  We’ve seen lifeguards with less commitment than Rudy. He’s on duty from splash to sundown. Don’t try to relax poolside unless you’re ready to be part of the game. And if you think hiding the disc will give you a break? Please. Rudy has a sixth sense for TPR.

  🛍️ Want to Unleash Your Dog's Inner Chaos Machine?

  Grab the Snarky Pets Blue Flying Disc now and watch your pup transform into a pool-splashing, toy-chasing maniac (just the way we like them).